#46 - "Kid-friendly" he ain't

[inthecenterfold]

WHERE ARE MY
GOSH-DARNED
SILLY STUPID
BLINKING
...
I WANT MY CIGS BACK, JERKWADS!

[[OOC: Of all the effects that the 4Kids event has imposed upon Smoke, he has one concern above all else XD ]]

Comments

[heretic-hamlet.livejournal.com]

What was that 'twixt your choppers in the bazaar, then, sunshine?

Aaaand the nickname's still funny

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

[Oh this is blackmail fodder for later is what this is.]

Some kinda hard candy on a stick. I was runnin' everywhere tryin' t' find a new pack of cigs, but everywhere's the same. Just a bunch of this candy junk.

[heretic-hamlet.livejournal.com]

Candy? My word, you'd have to be dead from the neck up to mix those up! The bloomin' tree's got a branch in this, indubitably.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

... Does that mean you think this is the tree's fault like so many other stupid and silly things that happen here?

Ugh. I hate this not-cussing sh-stuff.

[weaver-girl.livejournal.com]

So are they gum, or lollipops?

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's not gum, so I'm gonna go with lollipops.

[weaver-girl.livejournal.com]

Well, that is a bother and a half. You probably don't want to know what's happened to the bar, either.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I can only guess. And I could use a drink right about now.

[weaver-girl.livejournal.com]

If you can find something that will not become fruit juice when it's put in front of you, I'll let you have it. There's a lot of people who feel the same as you right now.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever gone this long without smoking in my whole time in Edensphere, maybe ever.

And this is just the first day. Who knows how long it'll last. Curses.

But what do you mean... "put in front of you"?

[weaver-girl.livejournal.com]

Hopefully not too long, but maybe you need to brace for a few days.

The stuff in the bottles is still all right, but I've had more than one whiskey shot turn into a virgin cocktail the moment it's before a customer. One even popped up a small umbrella, you know the kind.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

That's even weirder. It just changes like that?

[weaver-girl.livejournal.com]

Literally just like that. It wasn't pretty when it happened the first time, but there isn't much I can do to help it.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Yeah not like it was your fault. Ugh... sounds like a curse, really.

[[Pinging for the opposite of Hakkai's alcohol problems lol]]