I was born 'n raised in The Boo~oo~oondocks

[[OOC: Assumed to be after Alexi has done a number on Smoke's bar and made it woefully apparent that Kanin is gone.]]

Alright all you new folks. Sorry I haven't been able to be one of the ten-thousand people greeting you to this little crazy-ass fishbowl. There's a reason for that -- I run the only tavern here in the Sphere, and guess what? I'm running low on staff. That's why I've been a little less than chatty here in everyone's favorite public diary. So, that brings me to my main point.

SMOKE'S BAR IS NOW HIRING!

I'm missing bouncers, wait-staff, and bartenders. Anything to help me catch a break, because I haven't had a day off in weeks. Here's the bonus reason for all of you to tell your friends even if you don't feel like working here: when we actually get staffed again, we can host another big party with the karaoke music and the alcohol freely flowing and everybody dancing and free pool all night long -- hell, maybe even a game of mahjongg!

Anybody in?