I was born 'n raised in The Boo~oo~oondocks

[[OOC: Assumed to be after Alexi has done a number on Smoke's bar and made it woefully apparent that Kanin is gone.]]

Alright all you new folks. Sorry I haven't been able to be one of the ten-thousand people greeting you to this little crazy-ass fishbowl. There's a reason for that -- I run the only tavern here in the Sphere, and guess what? I'm running low on staff. That's why I've been a little less than chatty here in everyone's favorite public diary. So, that brings me to my main point.

SMOKE'S BAR IS NOW HIRING!

I'm missing bouncers, wait-staff, and bartenders. Anything to help me catch a break, because I haven't had a day off in weeks. Here's the bonus reason for all of you to tell your friends even if you don't feel like working here: when we actually get staffed again, we can host another big party with the karaoke music and the alcohol freely flowing and everybody dancing and free pool all night long -- hell, maybe even a game of mahjongg!

Anybody in?

Attention Residents of Edensphere,

The owner of the bar has returned and wishes to thank all of you for not burning down his residence in his absence. Said owner would also like to insist that he had absolutely no desire to disappear for what appears to be approximately two months. In penance for this action, he is now wearing a collar and leash so as not to be susceptible to disappearing yet again.

Long story short - it's so fucking good to be out of that damn elevator!
- Smoke

Alright everyone, get your best duds on. It's time to have some fun!
BAR'S OPENING TONIGHT, FOLKS!

Gimme another hour or so and I'll be opening the doors. Here's where you should be heading:


[[OOC: LOG IS UP! /o/ ]]

Alright who's up for that Mahjongg Tournament?
I got prizes!

Winner gets 1st choice, 2nd place next choice, & 3rd place the remaining item:
- Certificate for clothing from Bastet's stall, enough for a few outfits
- A metal mug which grants you half-off all booze at my bar, made by Clé
- One of the two sets of mahjongg games that will be used during the Tourney, hand-made by yours truly ♥

I got no clue where we're hosting this thing - ask Kanin. Wherever it is is gonna be neutral ground, okay? Okay. No guns in the bar.

Anyway TOMORROW NIGHT! I'll teach anyone who wants to join but doesn't know how to play.

I'm not gonna participate, but at the end if the 1st place winner (most points across all games) wants to challenge me, the 3 winners & me can play a round and whoever can beats me in points gets free drinks on Opening Night.

[[OOC: See the OOC entry for more details & questions!]]