I was born 'n raised in The Boo~oo~oondocks

Okay, I get it. The sphere gets its jollies off by watching a bunch of guys flail around because we've got new parts to deal with. So why the hell didn't it go all the way with mine? This is part of the punishment isn't it?

... Sorry for whatever you saw, bro. Hope the scarring's not permanent.

I'm uh... gonna try to see if I can go to work today... if any of my clothes fit... how the fuck do you even walk like this...

[[OOC: Smoke has been changed into his canonmate The Merciful Goddess / Kanzeon Bosatsu - who in the original manga version is a hermaphrodite. At least he doesn't know what a goddess' powers are? All replies will come from holy_androgyny]]

HEY! TOUSHI AND KIBA!

Bastet sent out orders and while she's taking care of standing our ground, I'm supposed to take a group and stick it to these assholes that are attacking everyone. Toushi, Kiba - Bastet wants you with me. I assume you'll want to come, huh Blood? Bastet says that's fine; she knows you can fight.

If you're coming, meet me at the Access Point on the 2nd Floor near the bridge heading to Stuff Inc. -- that's the longer one, the shorter one goes to Wellspring.

Anyone else is supposed to keep to their current schedules so that everyone's safe.

YES! I FINALLY FINISHED IT! THE THING THAT'S KEPT ME UP UNTIL ALL HOURS FOR THE PAST-- WHATEVER! And just in time for Lucy's Party!
SMOKE'S HAS A BRAND NEW DRINK SPECIALTY DRINK LIST!
( [It's all under this cut that isn't really in your journals] 26 VARIETIES! )

Oh and yeah all that middle stuff? From like... #3-#22 are in whatever order I thought of them. And honestly? Some of that stuff I'm nearly positive I never knew about before I got here. Like a "Bailey's Irish Creme"? No clue what that is. I just know it tastes good and works with the other stuff. ♥ Surprised I didn't do more with vodka.

[[OOC: To participate in the festivities (not locked to Birthday Kids!), head on over to the log linked here!]]

So I have only one question...
Who finally knocked up the tree?

[[OOC: Delayed reaction is delayed. ♥ I had to. /'^_^'\ ]]

[[OOC Entry pending when all is sorted out]]

[the handwriting is big & scrawly; visibly frustrated; hiatus-excuse is ten-approved!]
I officially need a tracking device on this damn thing. I looked all over my place for the stupid book and then remembered, Oh yeah. There was that time a few days ago when I tried to go Scavenging all by my dumb self. MAYBE THAT WAS HOW I LOST IT!

So you go figure, took me a helluva long time to find that thing again because I'm sorry but I kinda wanted the old thing back. Sentimental kinda guy, that's me. I coulda gone & asked for a new one, I know, but I also didn't think I'd lost the damn thing for good either.

One good thing I guess. Found a kinda cool looking gun nearby where my journal was. I say cool-looking cuz it was all tiny and stuff, but had this real detailed design on it - one half of the circle was white and another half was black, but it wasn't like... completely half and half, it was sort of tear-shaped I guess? Rain-drop shaped? Hell if I know, looked cool and felt familiar so I figured why not? It's junk anyway, righ

GODDAMNIT!
I need some more cigarettes.

[[OOC: Apparently this means there's a bullet hole through EVERYONE'S journals now. WHOOPS. This means a few words here and there in the center of older pages are... missing now. I'M SORRY!! ;~; ]]

[[All of the below is Ghost's handwriting, not Smoke's]]
( Doodles from Ghost over 3 days )

[[From Friday afternoon; this is Smoke's handwriting]]
Now all I have to figure out is which of these masterpieces goes in my office. ♥

Dude were you honestly THAT BORED and how did I not see you doodling in my journal on your breaks?

Okay so good new, Blood's okay.

Bad news: I still can't find Ghost. Anyone else had any luck and I somehow missed it? I swear to goddess? B, I re-read all the recent pages.