I was born 'n raised in The Boo~oo~oondocks

[[The writing comes slowly and every few words come out a little shaky]]

I'll say this much: I actually like the outfit this time.

But that still doesn't excuse the lollipops.

This better as heck go away by my birthday, or I'm gonna find a couple of you jerks to beat senseless and send to the shadow realm ... into the next life ... you get the idea.

These headaches aren't going away. Can Medical fix those?

[[OOC: Smoke is now decked out in classic studded leather courtesy of Rob Halford of Judas Priest with fringed leather jacket included]]

Is anyone else awake right now? Because I sure as hell shouldn't be.

I gotta admit, I've gotten pretty damn happy about being able to sleep naked in my own bed, but still be warm enough under my blankets. I just woke up - slow night, what can you do - because I was sweating like a freaking pig. I throw my blankets off, jump out of bed, and try to figure out what the hell is going on...

When I realize that I'm not buck naked anymore. I quickly found a mirror and honestly... I didn't think I could look more ridiculous! This terrible haircut and now some... stupid... stuffy... uniform??? I look like I belong to somebody AND a giant dork!

I mean, who would want to wear a jacket that's way too tight with little patches on the sides and no way to show off your chest, ON TOP OF a shirt that's trying to choke you, an extra-silky noose around neck.

Now, I know that some people can pull this look off. However, they do not have kid-short pink hair AND THEY ARE NOT WEARING RIDICULOUS CLOWN-PANTS! They're giving me seriously bad vibes, just sitting in them. Like if I was running out the door in five minutes, I had no other clean pants, and I had no expectation of meeting attractive people while I was out... I might grab this shit, if I was doing exhaustive manual labor. Or I might go in shorts, or just my boxers - it'd be a less offensive fashion statement for a guy my age than this dumb outfit. I mean, come on, the pockets aren't even big enough for my hands to fit in!

... Ugh, that was a lot of writing. My hand hurts now. I'm super-tired too. Damn.
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Added many hours later: Okay, I admit it, this is way better than way-too-big dresses. This was at least designed for a guy... I think. Maybe it was designed for a guy BY a woman.

[[OOC: Apologies for tl;dr. ^^;; ♥ The kappa-muse felt like ranting about pants remarkably similar to the ones from his season 1 & 2 outfit. Fandom has yet to figure out why the most fashion-conscious member of the gang would EVER wear those pants.]]