Attention adults!

[inthecenterfold]

Okay so I know I just got here & all but... I'm really, really, REALLY upset there's not a bar around.

So. I checked things out. & Guess what? I'm allowed to start one, they say...

... Problem is I need the money to do it. So, here's the plan folks!

Yours truly is gonna work as a "Tradesperson" [[OOC: link]] for the time being. While I'm running around doing what they need me to, I'll be driving the awesome ~*~Jeep~*~ that turned up outside this temp place they let me have. I'll have a great big sign up to help everyone find me because I'm officially holding:
A FUNDRAISER TO START
A BAR

How 'bout it, Edensphere Adults? Wanna donate to the cause?

[[OOC: With permission from Tez, Smoke embarks on his quest to bring a bar to the fishbowl! He needs the money first, though! 8D ]]

Comments

[allidoisfight.livejournal.com]

Why the hell would we give away money?

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Cuz some people would like to see a bar around here?

[allidoisfight.livejournal.com]

I guess.

But you're gonna have to do more than THAT.

[treeleopardess]

What are you doing to raise it? Just going to stand there and hope we think you're pretty enough to give you money?

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

You gotta better idea?

[treeleopardess]

Looks like Ran and Throne have you covered. I'm sure people would be interested in a mahjong tournament, and the date auction did raise a fair amount of money as I recall.

[crossroaddeal.livejournal.com]

It worked for me and Argent.

[treeleopardess]

You had to work for it, though.

[shining-bind.livejournal.com]

...Just be sure not to breed drunkards and brigands.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Those are the types that bouncers throw out. ♥

People being tossed on their asses amuses him.

[shining-bind.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[allidoisfight.livejournal.com]

And where are ya gonna get those?

[flenceburgsbest.livejournal.com]

I recall a fundraiser in the past...

Kitty at least had an event to help raise money other than just, "Give me money, you bastards!"

I do believe you're going about it all wrong.

[treeleopardess]

I've always thought you had a way with words, Gungnir.

[flenceburgsbest.livejournal.com]

I do try. ♥

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

So I'm new at money management, big whoop.

[nobodysheroine.livejournal.com]

Lateral thinking conquers all, Smoke. Usually, I'd let a situation like this just crash and burn, but given the fact that we are now in the same domestic lifepartner boat, I can't stand idly by.

So clearly driving around with a big sign and depending on the benevolence of strangers is only going to get you so far. How about Mr. Sugardaddy's suggestion and auctioning something, offering goods and services, something to inspire people to start shelling out the big bucks.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Last time somebody had to raise money, they went about having a date night auction? Some people volunteered to have a date auctioned off and in the end, it was enough to help Claw build a restaurant.

How does that sound? Round two?

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Like a date with me?

2/2

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

See now that sounds alright.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Oh man, did I just create a monster?

Look, I'm not just saying with you -- unless you mean, of course, to like...you know what I'm going to stop that line of thinking right there

I mean, ask some of the popular folks around here whether or not they'd be willing to be auctioned off for a date. Then throw something up in the journals and the world at large will respond. I wasn't talking specifically you and just you, dude.

[rider-in-chains.livejournal.com]

A bar? For.. what?

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

A place to drink, play games, & meet people!

[crossroaddeal.livejournal.com]

Fuck yes! I'll help!

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Sweet! Got any more ideas for raising the money?