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[inthecenterfold]

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Pink.
My whole. Freaking. Bar. Is. PINK. The outside, the inside, my beer, my cigs, my clothes, my...
HAIR?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!
I CAN'T WEAR THESE- THESE-
ARE THESE DRESSES FOR PREGNANT WOMEN?!?!?!

[[OOC: Smoke's whole bar, from top to bottom, is now colored pink. His hair has been chopped off and is also pink. His whole wardrobe has been replaced with maternity wear. And what Smoke calls 'pink' is actually this horrid magenta color that some Saiyuki fans are so familiar with.]]

Comments

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Dude you think this is because of THAT?

Ugh this is so humiliating... I'm not going out in public in these dresses. I guess the only way this could be WORSE is if it'd come along with sparkles, since clearly I'm so fabulous and gay.

Fuckers.

[grinninggrifter.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure! If this man is as powerful as you think he is, it should be a small fee to turn you into that putrid colour. And I wouldn't mention sparkles if I were you--somebody may get some funny ideas!

You want I should take over the bartending for tonight, boss? Advertise a ladies night. It'll be a hit.

And it's probably a good idea not to go out in a dress. Somebody might get the wrong idea.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

... Dude, do it. Please. Take advantage of the tragedy and all that.

That'll show 'em, hehe~ I mean come on, even the DRINKS are PINK!