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Sha Gojyo ([personal profile] inthecenterfold) wrote2010-08-20 03:22 pm

#39 - Plus without the minus

Okay, I get it. The sphere gets its jollies off by watching a bunch of guys flail around because we've got new parts to deal with. So why the hell didn't it go all the way with mine? This is part of the punishment isn't it?

... Sorry for whatever you saw, bro. Hope the scarring's not permanent.

I'm uh... gonna try to see if I can go to work today... if any of my clothes fit... how the fuck do you even walk like this...

[[OOC: Smoke has been changed into his canonmate The Merciful Goddess / Kanzeon Bosatsu - who in the original manga version is a hermaphrodite. At least he doesn't know what a goddess' powers are? All replies will come from [livejournal.com profile] holy_androgyny]]

struck out after a count of twenty

[identity profile] weaver-girl.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I wouldn't. You were planning on going to work, though, right?

So, um, did you need assistance? Not that I want to intrude in any way, I just thought.

Re: struck out after a count of twenty

[identity profile] holy-androgyny.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you... think you'll need her help?

same; ahaha confusion

[identity profile] weaver-girl.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Whose help? Asuka's?

Re: same; ahaha confusion

[identity profile] holy-androgyny.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
If that's the first person who replied to me then yes.

same

[identity profile] weaver-girl.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's her. I think I can manage.

[Deep breath for composure; you can do this, Kagerou.]

All right I took up martial arts and running while you were gone and I'm rather sure I know how to solve your problem. They need to stay in place and there's a way to do that comfortably. Okay?

Re: same

[identity profile] holy-androgyny.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe you, but I have no freaking clue how to do this on my own. Plus if I go out I'll be giving everyone a free show.

same

[identity profile] weaver-girl.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, I'm coming over

Where are you now, actually? I don't think I have your new address yet.
Edited 2010-08-20 21:26 (UTC)

same

[identity profile] holy-androgyny.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Temp Housing still, until Special-kun settles into his job. I'll stick a sign out that says "Kagerou's help required here --->"

same

[identity profile] weaver-girl.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm glad you still sound like the Smoke I know.

[More facepalming, with strains of helpless laughter in between. She's torn between utter commiserating embarrassment and a genuine desire to help. The latter will win out in a bit.]

[identity profile] holy-androgyny.livejournal.com 2010-08-20 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad that part of me didn't change. ♥

[[QL, Log, Handwave?]]

[identity profile] weaver-girl.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'll just find some [tiny pause] supplies and follow the signs, then.

[And handwave this time, as agreed. ♥]