#39 - Plus without the minus

[inthecenterfold]

Okay, I get it. The sphere gets its jollies off by watching a bunch of guys flail around because we've got new parts to deal with. So why the hell didn't it go all the way with mine? This is part of the punishment isn't it?

... Sorry for whatever you saw, bro. Hope the scarring's not permanent.

I'm uh... gonna try to see if I can go to work today... if any of my clothes fit... how the fuck do you even walk like this...

[[OOC: Smoke has been changed into his canonmate The Merciful Goddess / Kanzeon Bosatsu - who in the original manga version is a hermaphrodite. At least he doesn't know what a goddess' powers are? All replies will come from holy_androgyny]]

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[nanananabatgirl.livejournal.com]

Okay.

Yes, yes I did.

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

Didn't really imply it very well, according to some. And no that won't be necessary.*

[[Translation for: enryou-shitokimasu (nearly positive on the spelling there)]]

[weaver-girl.livejournal.com]

I'll just find some [tiny pause] supplies and follow the signs, then.

[And handwave this time, as agreed. ♥]

[forgottenbaika.livejournal.com]

I guess I can come over, [ A pause. ] and, help you.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

It was...god. Yeah. A while ago. I turned into this chick with questionable taste in clothing and Blood was Ken-chan.

[Can't. Stop. Laughing]

I think the tree is just screwing with you.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

[laughing ass off is circled]

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

... huh. Okay.

Well that much has been obvious.

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

I can still peg your reaction, heh.

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

Well no shit, man. You think I planned this?

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

Sorry for scaring you.

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

If you could find some uh... clothes that fit, Kagerou's helping me with the uh... support system.

[forgottenbaika.livejournal.com]

How... big are they?

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

Uhm...

Hand-sized?

[forgottenbaika.livejournal.com]

You... checked?

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

Didn't really have to. Think I'm pretty good at guessing.

Just a question of how to describe it... politely.

[nanananabatgirl.livejournal.com]

Is okay.

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

Punishment, Smoke?

[He's far too polite to as much as poke the 'new parts' bit with a long stick.]

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

Yeah... it's been hard for everyone to believe that my only punishment for returning with memories intact was just lost time. (Nevermind how much it totally sucks.) So I'm starting to wonder if being stuck as not-myself for this long is a part of the punishment I skipped out on.

[[OOC: Too. Much. Innuendo. Can't. Form. Joke.]]

[forgottenbaika.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm going to get you anything that fits me, I guess.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

I also kinda sorta accidentally made Blood and Alexi giant size.

Like I said, long story.

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

... I'll bet that was fun. For a few minutes.

I think I'll be okay not revisiting this for awhile.

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

Can you pick up a few kiddy-sized girl things too? My brother got hit too. I'll pay you for it all when you get here.

[forgottenbaika.livejournal.com]

Sure! [ A pause. ] you won't need to! I still have some money left from my starter? Moment.

[stonewave.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know what you got planned! Maybe that's normal for you! Parts everywhere! Shit!

[holy-androgyny.livejournal.com]

You think I- WHAT? NO THIS IS NOT NORMAL FOR ME!