[And the Love Cook's reaction to girls in person is still a minor wonder, and Smoke finally stops sucking on the lollipop to speak again.]

And everyone else too. Even in frills and tight pants.

[Totally not bitter at all. Totally did not want to be talking about this with Chiv, let alone today.]

So go do whatever, but I'm gonna go sleep this crap off and hope it goes away soon.